Amber Alert: Missing Job in SF!

If spotted, report ASAP on behalf of (unvaccinated) Grasshopper Kaplan

A chance to accomplish something good! Our fellow substacker Grasshopper Kaplan has lost his taxi business in San Francisco under the most unusual of circumstances (read his series on Grasshopper’s Appeal), and now can’t find gainful employment in San Francisco on behalf of being unvaccinated in the sunny state. He urgently needs your help. If you know about any suitable position for him, or know someone in SF that might, please post a comment preferably to his post, or here. Here’s what Grasshopper is looking for and has to offer in return to the prospective full time, part time or gig employer, beside being a witty, smart person:

1. Music: Bass guitar.

2. Anything music at all, record etc.

3. Delivery/ driver . Read Grasshopper's Appeal for discussion. I now have like 25 years pro driving experience in SF and Bay Area.

4. Professional cleaner commercial residential, Reliable don sparkle cleaners. That's me. Lots of experience.

5. Barback and or bartender. Years at hotel Utah as a barback and festival bartender outside Lands, bottle rock Napa, etc.

6. Cashier of any sort/ customer service. Been doing this forever.

7. Stagehand tech lights or sound, etc. Move gear, set up, tear down, drive etc.

8. Busque on street for little dough and have my life threatened. Fun.

9. Consultant for personal listener. (Cab driver....)

10. Anything else you might have to offer.

Also, if you happen to know a publishing agent that could work on commissions on Grashopper’s book deal with a publisher (Grasshopper’s Appeal - what else!), please pass on the info.

Thanks and looking forward to your feedback!