Giggle Interlude: This guy is standing on a street corner with what looks like a TV remote control. He is pointing it at people and pressing a button. This other guy comes along and being curious he asks the first guy what he is doing. The first guy replies, "I invented a dumb down machine. I can set a number and reduce a person's ability to think by pointing it and pressing this button."
The second guy says, "Come on. Do you expect me to believe that?" So the first guy offers a demonstration. He sets the number to 6, points it at a passerby and presses the button. Then he calls the victim over and asks, "Do you know what time it is?" The victim says, "2022 I think." Then he walks away.
The second guy says,"Oh come on. He could have been in on it with you and you are trying to scam me." So the first guy says, "Try it yourself and see." So the second guy sets the number to 3, aims it and hits the button. The victim stops, then walks over to them and says, "Do I have a flat tire?" They explain to him that he is walking and not driving and he asks if they are sure. After convincing him he walks away.
The second guy says to the first, "Wow I'm impressed. What an invention. What happens if you put the number down as low as it will go?" The first guy says, "Not sure. That would be a 1 and I haven't tried it yet. Let's give it a try."
So they set it to it's lowest setting, aim it at a guy approaching, and press the button. As the victim walks past them he stops, turns to look at them and says, "Did you get your booster shot yet?"
Oh gawd.. I forgot to get my first shots and the boosters... and I had Covid last month (lasted two days)... it could have been so MUCH worse if I'd had the shots!
Did You Get Your Covid-19 Booster Shot Yet?
Giggle Interlude: This guy is standing on a street corner with what looks like a TV remote control. He is pointing it at people and pressing a button. This other guy comes along and being curious he asks the first guy what he is doing. The first guy replies, "I invented a dumb down machine. I can set a number and reduce a person's ability to think by pointing it and pressing this button."
The second guy says, "Come on. Do you expect me to believe that?" So the first guy offers a demonstration. He sets the number to 6, points it at a passerby and presses the button. Then he calls the victim over and asks, "Do you know what time it is?" The victim says, "2022 I think." Then he walks away.
The second guy says,"Oh come on. He could have been in on it with you and you are trying to scam me." So the first guy says, "Try it yourself and see." So the second guy sets the number to 3, aims it and hits the button. The victim stops, then walks over to them and says, "Do I have a flat tire?" They explain to him that he is walking and not driving and he asks if they are sure. After convincing him he walks away.
The second guy says to the first, "Wow I'm impressed. What an invention. What happens if you put the number down as low as it will go?" The first guy says, "Not sure. That would be a 1 and I haven't tried it yet. Let's give it a try."
So they set it to it's lowest setting, aim it at a guy approaching, and press the button. As the victim walks past them he stops, turns to look at them and says, "Did you get your booster shot yet?"
Oh gawd.. I forgot to get my first shots and the boosters... and I had Covid last month (lasted two days)... it could have been so MUCH worse if I'd had the shots!