It Didn't Take Long
And it's not Babylon Bee...
“Turbulence can be severe — and experts warn climate change is making it more common” (CBC,2024.05.21):
A 73-year-old British man died during the incident, likely due to a heart attack,
Of course! Why didn’t I think of that?
I think the new rule should be: You can't complain about climate change while actively attempting to change the climate.
IDK, the reporterette is wearing gigantic glasses and a colorful outfit - possibly a clown intern...