Only 25-30% with Immune System Flare-Ups After Covid Jabs: All Systems Go!

The next jab will be so much safer, not that there was anything wrong with the last one, says $cience. "Rrroll up to win!"

Not a moment too early, the new study from the UK tells us that “More than one in four who had mRNA Covid jabs experienced unintended immune response, survey finds” (The Telegraph, 2023.12.06):

More than a quarter of people injected with mRNA Covid jabs suffered an unintended immune response created by a glitch in the way the vaccine was read by the body, a study has found.

The great break-though in making injected mRNA that won’t be broken down in your body, was to use pseudouridylation of the injected RNA:

…RNA itself is often attacked by the body as a foreign invader. But in 2023, the Nobel Prize for Medicine went to the pair of scientists who finally fixed the problem. It was done by taking one of the RNA bases, uridine, and swapping in a very similar synthetic alternative.

Here, fixed! All hail $cience! RRoll up your sleeves to win free burgers, fries and more!

Yet, some kinks were still left to be ironed out:

A team of researchers at the University of Cambridge’s Medical Research Council (MRC) Toxicology Unit have now found when this partially synthetic code is read, the protein-making machine in the body sometimes struggles with the uridine analogues.

Because it is not a perfect fit for what is expected, there can be a momentary pause which causes the process to stutter and a letter in the code can get skipped, much like a bike slipping a gear. This process, called frameshifting, throws out the way the code is interpreted as it relies on groups of three bases, known as codons, being read in the right order. This issue, caused by the jab’s code, throws the process completely out of sync and the entire subsequent code becomes garbled.

In the case of the Covid jabs, the end result is a nonsensical and harmless protein, the team found, which the body attacks and leads to an immune system flare-up. The new study, published in Nature, found this occurred in around 25-30 per cent of people.

Everybody, blame your body! But, defective and unappreciative as your bodies are, the $cience now has found a fix for that deficiency:

The authors also found that there is an easy way to eradicate the frameshifting events which relies on changing the code of the mRNA drug to minimise the use of the problematic pseudo-uridine.

Replacing it with a natural base that when read as a trio still makes the correct amino acid is enough to stop the unwanted skips and therefore improve safety without sacrificing efficacy.

In a nutshell - don’t use pseudouridylation, keep the Nobel prize!

And that is only one issue with the S spike mRNA jabs. But they think our attention span is non-existent. What was I going to say? Never mind!