You Are No Smarter Than Your Smart Phone
If you trust this guy, I have a bridge to sell you.
Canada’s Health Minister DuKlo says: “Your phone battery wanes, you need to recharge it. Your immunity is just like that - it needs recharging”:
If he had just contained the smirk while saying this, maybe I would have been inclined to go for the 5th?.. Makes one wonder…
Staying with our positive Health Minister for a bit longer, “What Canada’s new COVID vaccines say about the future of the virus and our fight against it” (Niagara Falls Review, 2022.09.01):
Despite the general feeling that has settled in some circles, that the pandemic is on its way out the door, Duclos points out that deaths this summer have been four times higher than last.
So, how exactly did the 4-5 rounds of the highly-effective jabs, delivered straight into the arms of the most vulnerable, help with that? Cell batteries and all? No smirking matter, Minister.
P.S. Wow, DuKlo has wiped the smirk off his jolly face and re-delivered his smart message in a grave voice:
Must be reading this substack?
Get the updated booster shot. It was tested on 8 mice, so it is definitely safe
Here’s how I know there won’t be a 5th: There won’t be a 1st.