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Whenever I cross the land border into canada and they start asking for apps and tests and all that jazz... I say hang on a sec.... I go into the trunk ... take out the box and open it ... out pops The Gimp ... he puts on a bit of a show ... back into the box he goes (with a treat for being a good boy)...

They look at me -- speechless... I look at them ... and say -- can I go now ... they always nod yes...

Check out my awesome pet https://youtu.be/capogE_A-2c

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Wow! The Met can take a hike! https://youtu.be/IKn0e9PDDm8

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Gibbons are an endangered species... yet another species we are about to wipe out cuz we insist on paving over the planet.

I betcha Gibbons - if they were aware --- would be on Fauci's side and cheering for us to all inject the poison???

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You've convinced even me, Eddy! Let alone the gibbons or Fauci. https://youtu.be/yyN0Ry9nPc0

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An the weirdest monkey of the all - it's the only one that wears clothes is usually oveweight ..and can do tricks like this

https://www.hivehealthmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/fat-guy-on-a-scooter.jpg

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I am of the opinion that the US obese are such due to something in their food supply for a few generations. Like growth hormones they get from the meat. Do you have such ppl in NZ? Or AUS?

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Plenty of Big Hogs here in NZ... My theory is that they stuff way to much garbage into their maws... if you watch them at the check out at the super market they are loaded up on crisps, soda and heaps of processed high carb garbage. Then on the way home they make a pit stop at KFC or Domino's ... super sized cola of course ... more garbage in... then they drink a lot of booze.

And they compound this by lying on the sofa watching reality Tee Vee...

My wife works with some Big Hogs... at the end of a shift she'll go to the gym and hit it hard for 90 minutes... her colleagues marvel at her tenacity -- they head home to shove garbage down the maw and watch Tee Vee (we don't have Tee Vee so....)

From my observations - obese people make all sorts of excuses... but the reality is --- they are big hogs cuz of very bad life style choices. I eat meat - I weigh the same as when I was in high school.

Carbs are the enemy. Processed and junk food ... are the enemy.

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But can he lick his butt? https://jezebel.com/zookeeper-saves-tiny-monkey-by-licking-its-butt-until-i-5907587

Would you do that for your Gimp?

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Good stuff.

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Seeing an octogenarian harassed by some fat ass in a red vest on Twitter because he didn't have a smart phone for that idiotic app made me sick. They pledged to keep him for hours while they wrote their illeg tickets. Disgusting scum bags. These tyrants need to go down.

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I wonder why the protestors - instead of marching around the block - don't instead camp out at Pfizer... maybe follow the employees when they go for lunch etc.. find out where they live and go there... harass their families...

Too overboard? Well - they are trying to murder your family....

Maybe the farmers could dump pig slop in front of their office? Manure?

Nah - prefer to complain on Substack...

https://www.pfizer.ca/contact-us

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Thanks, this is super helpful. Bookmarking. I got $7000 worth of fines last time I crossed the border and will be contesting in court. Trying to up my game for next border crossing.

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Then you want to familiarize yourself with this document: https://gazette.gc.ca/rp-pr/p2/2020/2020-04-14-x1/html/sor-dors86-eng.html “Regulations Amending the Contraventions Regulations (Quarantine Act): SOR/2020-86”

It stipulates the amount of fines for specific alleged "offences". Also, PHOs are not authorized to issue fines, peace offices are. So, if the tickets are written by a PHO (they are?), contest them in court, and the court will drop the charges. Also, you MUST request "evidence" from the court before you go there. Do it now.

How exactly did it add up to $7,000? Just curious.

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Thanks! I did indicate already I'm contesting them, but haven't gotten a court date. I was aware I should request discovery but not that I had to do it now, thank you. Here's my explanation of what the fines are for: https://walrusandcarpenter.substack.com/p/on-getting-fined-for-coming-back

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Bingo!$ 6255, was for “Failure to comply with an order prohibiting or subjecting to any condition the entry into Canada”. In the Gazette (https://gazette.gc.ca/rp-pr/p2/2020/2020-04-14-x1/html/sor-dors86-eng.html):

Failure to answer a relevant question asked by a screening officer or quarantine officer or to provide the officer with any required information or record: $275

Failure to comply with an order prohibiting or subjecting to any condition the entry into Canada: $1,000.

Totally illegal ticket. Fantasy land illegal! Will be zapped before the court meeting. Press your case. Who wrote it?

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Some Public Health zombie in a mask and red vest. Thanks for breaking that down. I told her to give me whatever fines she wanted as it was all nonsense and wouldn't stand up in court 😆

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Just found out that the courts do not announce the reasons why they drop all tickets, but they do. So, they know all of this is illegal, but don't tell us.

One reason why all the measures under the Quarantine Act are null and void is this: there is nothing these measures can or will do. The Quarantine Act is there to prevent the importation of an infectious disease into Canada - at the border! And almost 3 years in, Covid-19 is firmly on Canadian soil, spread far and wide, more than 50% of population have been infected already after Omicron, the rest jabbed. There is nothing the measures could do at the border to change that AT ALL. Zero. So, the enforcement of them is senseless. It's just abuse of Canadians.

Second, the astronomical tickets are the clear violation of the regulation I've indicated to you.

Third, PHOs have no authority to write those tickets, police or bylaw enforcement officers should be the ones doing that.

Fourth, the measures contravene the Canadian Bill of Rights (never mention the Charter because anything is legal under the Charter until found illegal by the courts, which will never happen!).

So, on these four grounds any and all tickets should be appealed and will be dropped.

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Thanks, this is helpful. Yes, one thing I was going to bring up if it went to trial was that Covid has been here for years now, these measures will do nothing to stop that. I feel more confident based on your information and others out there, and much more confident about crossing the border again.

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That is great!

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it can't. they are sooo stupid, but aggressive. I hope someone sues them directly at some point.

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Rebel News and the Democracy Fund are taking on an example case, as I think you linked to in one of your posts. I applied to be a litigant but I guess the couple they chose were a better case. No matter, the important thing is we keep fighting this. On behalf of all the sheep who will compliantly sleepwalk us into tyranny if we let them.

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