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Jul 23, 2022Liked by Andreas Oehler

Whenever I cross the land border into canada and they start asking for apps and tests and all that jazz... I say hang on a sec.... I go into the trunk ... take out the box and open it ... out pops The Gimp ... he puts on a bit of a show ... back into the box he goes (with a treat for being a good boy)...

They look at me -- speechless... I look at them ... and say -- can I go now ... they always nod yes...

Check out my awesome pet https://youtu.be/capogE_A-2c

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Good stuff.

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Seeing an octogenarian harassed by some fat ass in a red vest on Twitter because he didn't have a smart phone for that idiotic app made me sick. They pledged to keep him for hours while they wrote their illeg tickets. Disgusting scum bags. These tyrants need to go down.

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Thanks, this is super helpful. Bookmarking. I got $7000 worth of fines last time I crossed the border and will be contesting in court. Trying to up my game for next border crossing.

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