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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

"I tested positive for COVID-19. Thankfully, I am only experiencing mild symptoms and am grateful for the protection that comes from being vaccinated and boosted. I encourage everyone who is eligible to get vaccinated and get boosted."

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

"...were his last words"?

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

Updated the post with your input, thanks!

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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

Brilliant!

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Johnny Dollar's avatar

What a legacy.

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Barry O'Kenyan's avatar

Naaasty. Naaasty. Naaasty. Naaasty.

(Do you know why I repeated the word three times, Andreas?)

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

Check it out again, Barry. I've added some more naastiness.

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

No idea, actually. Implying anything?

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Barry O'Kenyan's avatar

One "naaaasty" for each jab he supposedly had :) Of course, he had four PAPER doses.

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

Alas! We can only dream!.. What if... Same with Uncle Tony.

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Evil Harry's avatar

I wonder who wrote that script for pedo pete?

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

Pedo Klaus.

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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

I was going to say Pedo Bill 😆

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

both?

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

Klaus seems to be above, Bill beside.

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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

Sure—they're all part of the philanthropathic borg.

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pandelis's avatar

you will never hear those words for donal trump ... there is a difference between those two .. not that it matters but just saying ....

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Dosha's avatar

No, no longer. Birds of a feather, just different scripts.

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Dosha's avatar

Yes please, may he receive the mandated CDC treatment: Remdesivir & Vent. Then give him Paxlovid with a cherry on top.

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jacquelyn sauriol's avatar

If one is killed by ones own mandates, I consider it a form of Natural Selection.

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

Or Divine intervention?

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Canny Granny's avatar

Wonder if he is doing the FLCCC protocol? Wouldn’t surprise me a bit.

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Jayne Doe's avatar

Run Death Is Near aka remdesivir, to treat the moronic variant aka omicron.

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

There's a chance it isn't Omicron?

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Jayne Doe's avatar

None of "them" have probably ever had covid. "they're" probably all taking ivermectin and hydroxychloroquin and just straight up lying about the whole darn thing. That's "their" MO. Probably trying to push a micropill in the Plaxlovid or something too. WHO knows. their psychopaths.

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Diana's avatar

There's also a chance it isn't safe and effective.

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Lon Guyland's avatar

Get him on a ventilator, quick! To do otherwise would represent a threat to our democracy!

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

Protect democracy!

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SimulationCommander's avatar

It's like everybody forgot winter 2020, when we all knew people who got covid but hardly anybody knew somebody who actually died from it. We weren't protected because of the vaccine that didn't exist, covid just wasn't that big of a deal to the vast vast majority of people.

Chris Christie beat covid. This Chris Christie:

https://imgur.com/a/Q8d3Ne5

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HiggsBosonSlut's avatar

Well, considering he said he had cancer the other day, seems like the ol' koof will be easy to beat. He'll still have dementia, though.

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Dr. Flurm Googlybean's avatar

Oh I’m sure thats all just the covid brain fog.

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Rosa the Riveted's avatar

Why don't they treat him like all the geriatrics? Put him in the hospital, on a ventilator, give him drugs that will not help and watch him die. That's what they did to my dad. Why is this crank any better?

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

I have suggested that in the subtitle...

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Rosa the Riveted's avatar

I saw that and concur wholeheartedly!

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Barry O'Kenyan's avatar

He will next claim he actually won 2020.

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Dr. Flurm Googlybean's avatar

Be careful what you wish for. Because VP.

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

Is she also double-boosted?

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Dr. Flurm Googlybean's avatar

Oh at least I’m sure. Problem is she’s still there though

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

We'll deal with one problem at a time.

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Dr. Flurm Googlybean's avatar

Says the guy in Canada — oh wait

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

:-(

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Formerly_Known_As_Someone's avatar

yes she’s 4x vaxxed, then got covid and took paxlovid, no relapse though

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Canny Granny's avatar

Formerly, I have sometimes confused you with Someone!

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Formerly_Known_As_Someone's avatar

I once was a Someone but now I’m an ex-Someone. I think there are multiple Someones …

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Linelle MacDougal's avatar

How about testing for some brain plaque issues and perhaps dot connections based on the strange brew he wants people to take ...repeatedly .

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IPA's avatar

He is also known to be positive for Alzheimer's and it's severe.

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

How could you tell the difference?

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DrugDiscovery's avatar

“It could have been so much worse if he wasn’t vaccinated”®️

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SL's avatar

I am sure he can do a Fauci and take Paxlovid to set up a rebound infection and drag out the infection for a month. You are right though that it will not help his brain and will not solve the lack of a brain for the VP.

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Formerly_Known_As_Someone's avatar

How many did he infect on his Hugs Across the World Tour?

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Perry Simms's avatar

Probably got it from sniffing the heads of little girls.

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Diana's avatar

Paul Alexander thinks this is fake to incentivize us to take vaccines. He will be magically cured so we all believe the vaccines did it, and WE WILL WANT THEM.

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Andreas Oehler's avatar

!De me dos!

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